Rob Zombie

Kind of like Troy Sanders, the grungy/dirty look just gets me.

Tim Roth

Sexy and English, bonussssss

Troy Sanders

He looks like he smells like balls, but I'd like to run my fingers through his gnarly, tangled hair.

Lance Burton

I dunno, I mean, TO ME? He's indisputably gorgeous. But most people tend to disagree with me when I say this, earning him a spot on my blog.

Sam Neill

Hot mess.

Woody Allen

I should have started my blog off with Woody, really. He's my #1 Unlikely Crush. I'm in love with his neurotic bullshit. He can be annoying yet I get that whole "eager to please" vibe from him. He serves the best example of how brains and a sharp tongue can really cloud a gal's judgment.

Roman Polanski

He seems like he'd have that Napoleon complex and would overcompensate if you catch my drift.