Troy Sanders

He looks like he smells like balls, but I'd like to run my fingers through his gnarly, tangled hair.

Lance Burton

I dunno, I mean, TO ME? He's indisputably gorgeous. But most people tend to disagree with me when I say this, earning him a spot on my blog.

Sam Neill

Hot mess.

Woody Allen

I should have started my blog off with Woody, really. He's my #1 Unlikely Crush. I'm in love with his neurotic bullshit. He can be annoying yet I get that whole "eager to please" vibe from him. He serves the best example of how brains and a sharp tongue can really cloud a gal's judgment.

Roman Polanski

He seems like he'd have that Napoleon complex and would overcompensate if you catch my drift.

Serge Gainsbourg

What? He's French. It's an open and closed case.

Elvis Costello

I'm pretty sure I'd be attracted to anybody with horn rimmed glasses.

Jeremy Greenspan

Chubby and Jewish. Definitely unlikely. Definitely sexy. His voice is breathy and hot.

pictured on the left.

Jack Nicholson

The man has two looks. He looks like shit, or he looks good. Here's a picture of him looking good. I like his outfit.

Peter Greene

Yes, that's Zed. And also the dude who isn't Jim carry in "The Mask." He was sexier in "Pulp Fiction" though.

Jack Black

I have a hard time admitting this one because he's such an ass, it almost negates the attraction. almost.

Tom Wilkinson

Especially when his character in movies gets mad. Ooh lawdy.

Jerry Seinfeld

I make no apologies for this one.

Ricky Gervais

Oh, those canines... the way he trolls Christians on Twitter... his accent... Marry me?

Michael McDonald

It's in the eyes, people.