John Candy

I know what you're thinking. I have two words for you: Uncle Buck.

James Woods

While watching "Kissing Jessica Stein" the other night, one of the characters explained the concept of "ugly-sexy" and used James woods as an example. I'd have to agree.

Sean Penn

The king of Unlikely Crushes. He looks like a stroke victim and yet, still...

Bill Maher

I mean, yeah, he looks like Eureeka from "Eureeka's Castle" but there is something undeniably sexy about this guy. Many women I know agree.

Jimmy Kimmel

He looks like a garden gnome with Down's syndrome but he's so hot!

Rob Zombie

Kind of like Troy Sanders, the grungy/dirty look just gets me.

Tim Roth

Sexy and English, bonussssss